In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
white vs. asian parents
white kid: mom i dyed my hair blond, blue, green, and pink!!
white parent: how cute!! take a picture and show grandma!
asian kid: mom I dyed my hair brown!!
asian parent: BITCH U WANNA DIE YOU BETTER DYE YOUR HAIR BACK TO BLACK YOU BITCH FUCK U CHING CHONG TROI OI DU MA
tussyroll: is you drunk